Entertainment - Media News Watch originally published at Entertainment - Media News Watch
1990 brought us Steven Seagal in Hard to Kill and Marked for Death, but more importantly, a steamy video centered around wine.
Every now and then, you come across a celebrity video that has fallen into obscurity that is well worth (re)discovering. This week, dear reader, we would like to share with you a video that shows Steven Seagal selling wine. It’s from 1990. And yes, it is far better than that same year’s Hard to Kill.
The video, which was part of Celebrity Guide to Wine, also features Seagal’s then-wife Kelly LeBrock, who appears coming home late, apologizing for the traffic. She asks, “The usual?” to Steven Seagal before reaching for a bottle of wine that she continuously, uh, handles, like somebody who has never held a bottle of wine before. “This better be good,” he says – and you know just what he means…Hey, even now-washed-up actors could be subtle once in a while…
After opening the wine bottle between her legs and with a wink, an air kiss and a peculiar sigh, Kelly LeBrock pours Steven Seagal a glass. He then tells her “You’ve done a good job,” and she replies “I hope that it was as good for me as it was for you.” What was his response? “I have a feeling, uh… it may have even better.” This video is a hilariously cringey parody of Lauren Bacall in 1944’s To Have and Have Not in which she asked Humphrey Bogart “You know how whistle, don’t you?” As an avid Bogart lover, I would like to point out his character’s name in that film was Steve and this ad totally blew an opportunity. The promo is a bit of a flop, but hey, there’s probably not a lot of overlap between Bogart and Seagal …) Seagal’s response certainly puts a cork on it. The full video is available online and features Whoopi Goldberg as well as Dudley Moore. Peter Weller, Robert Loggia and others. As per TV Guide, “Spago restaurant maitre d’ Bernard Erpicum hosts this program featuring Hollywood stars as they share tips for choosing the best wine for any occasion.”
Seagal’s tip is apparently to make the experience of opening a bottle of wine as overtly sexual as possible.Other than Celebrity Guide to Wine, what is your favorite Steven Seagal video out there? Give us your favorite Seagal performance below!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2C-qbhhTWc
Entertainment - Media News Watch originally published at Entertainment - Media News Watch
Entertainment - Media News Watch originally published at Entertainment - Media News Watch
1990 brought us Steven Seagal in Hard to Kill and Marked for Death, but more importantly, a steamy video centered around wine.
Every now and then, you come across a celebrity video that has fallen into obscurity that is well worth (re)discovering. This week, dear reader, we would like to share with you a video that shows Steven Seagal selling wine. It’s from 1990. And yes, it is far better than that same year’s Hard to Kill.
The video, which was part of Celebrity Guide to Wine, also features Seagal’s then-wife Kelly LeBrock, who appears coming home late, apologizing for the traffic. She asks, “The usual?” to Steven Seagal before reaching for a bottle of wine that she continuously, uh, handles, like somebody who has never held a bottle of wine before. “This better be good,” he says – and you know just what he means…Hey, even now-washed-up actors could be subtle once in a while…
After opening the wine bottle between her legs and with a wink, an air kiss and a peculiar sigh, Kelly LeBrock pours Steven Seagal a glass. He then tells her “You’ve done a good job,” and she replies “I hope that it was as good for me as it was for you.” What was his response? “I have a feeling, uh… it may have even better.” This video is a hilariously cringey parody of Lauren Bacall in 1944’s To Have and Have Not in which she asked Humphrey Bogart “You know how whistle, don’t you?” As an avid Bogart lover, I would like to point out his character’s name in that film was Steve and this ad totally blew an opportunity. The promo is a bit of a flop, but hey, there’s probably not a lot of overlap between Bogart and Seagal …) Seagal’s response certainly puts a cork on it. The full video is available online and features Whoopi Goldberg as well as Dudley Moore. Peter Weller, Robert Loggia and others. As per TV Guide, “Spago restaurant maitre d’ Bernard Erpicum hosts this program featuring Hollywood stars as they share tips for choosing the best wine for any occasion.”
Seagal’s tip is apparently to make the experience of opening a bottle of wine as overtly sexual as possible.Other than Celebrity Guide to Wine, what is your favorite Steven Seagal video out there? Give us your favorite Seagal performance below!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2C-qbhhTWc
Entertainment - Media News Watch originally published at Entertainment - Media News Watch
